Greetings members of the Andromeda galaxy. As I’m sure you just saw live on your ESPN: Galaxy broadcast yesterday, the New York Jets have officially introduced the worlds’ most famous backup quarterback to New York in a broadcast you’ll likely archive in your vast collection of some of the most important moments in human history. Following NFL broadcasts from 2.6 million light

  Under the bright lights of New York, many supreme athletes and coaches have fizzled under the lights. Larry Brown, Rick Pitino, Randy Johnson, Stephon Marbury and Brett Favre all flamed out. Tom Coughlin nearly joined that ignominious list of New York disappointments five years ago. However, a surprising Super Bowl championship catapulted him into New York sports stratosphere. Today, Rex Ryan

The NFL lockout is entering its 94th day and although it appears a proposed deal over a new collective bargaining agreement has a chance of bringing the two sides together, the NFL’s players, owners and coaches aren’t helping with their list of ridiculous requests. “We Want Football!” but they’d like a few things of their own. Some of these requests