ALL-ASTEROID TEAM Рworst players at each position on a yearly basis. Antithesis to the NBA All-Star teams.

HEIS(M)ENBERG AWARD – Good players gone bad. Sometimes known as a sophomore slump, but any player who gets knocked down a peg during any season after freshman year qualifies for this award. (see: Kenny Hill in first and second half of 2014, Christian Hackenberg)

METRONOME QUARTERBACKS – are in constant rhythm and rarely rattled. Levels of effectiveness vary, but their results are consistent.

WHIPLASH QUARTERBACKS – can spin the laces at high velocities, but are streaky and can leave a fanbase feeling woozy observing their peaks and valleys.